According to Republican Florida Senate Candidate Katherine Harris, I (as an average citizen,) am not Christian because I "don't know any better."

"If you are not electing Christians, tried and true, under public scrutiny and pressure, if you're not electing Christians then in essence you are going to legislate sin."

"Whenever we legislate sin and we say abortion is permissible and we say gay unions are permissible, then average citizens who are not Christians, because they don't know any better, we are leading them astray and that's wrong."

And she's trying to get elected in a state filled with crotchety elderly Jews who remember when leaders backed up antisemitic rhetoric with pogroms and gas chambers. Good luck with that, lady.

Her attitude isn't that hard to understand, actually. After all, she's trailing her Democratic opponent, Mephistopheles, Prince of Darkness, by 28 points.

She's gonna need an act of G-d to get elected.