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ZeroBarkThirty
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ZeroBarkThirty
@zerobarkthirty
Dark humor. Savage takes. Zero filter. Combat Vet + PhD candidate roasting clownworld, self-sabotage & bullshit, sports analysis. Not here to be nice.
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    Jun 29
    If you found me through the replies — welcome. No script. No corporate voice. No safe takes. I call bullshit when I see it, drop receipts, and run my mouth with dark humor. Combat vet. Schnauzer Dad. That’s the whole pitch. Stick around if you can handle it. Substack in bio.
    Dark humor. Savage takes. Zero filter. Combat vet + PhD candidate roasting clownworld, self-sabotage & bullshit. Not here to be nice. #ZB30
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    Sep 17, 2025
    Replying to @alphafox and @auntiemlin
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    Dec 27, 2024
    Replying to @atensnut
    This. But remember that one phone in the kitchen that had that 100 ft cord?
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