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Zach Hazard 🪨
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Zach Hazard 🪨
@zach_hazard
International Internet Funnyman. US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
Byrgenwerth college, Yharnam
youtube.com/@Zach_Hazard
Joined July 2014
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Dec 24, 2023
    Replying to @zach_hazard
    MARRIAGE
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Feb 3, 2025
    Every OSHA regulation is written in blood. Only an absolute moron would try to abolish OSHA.
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    More Perfect Union
    @MorePerfectUS
    Feb 3, 2025
    BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    May 11, 2024
    You’d think if you had body cam footage of someone murdering a US service member in their own home it’d be an open and shut case, but I guess fucking not.
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    Collin Rugg
    @CollinRugg
    May 9, 2024
    BREAKING: Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office releases bodycam footage of one of its officers shooting and killing U.S. Air Force Senior Airman Roger Fortson. Police had responded to a "disturbance" call and knocked on the wrong door. According to Fortson's girlfriend who was on a
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Sep 11, 2024
    I think I’ve watched this video like 200 times and I laugh every single time
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Jul 2, 2023
    *Crab swims up* *Steals one of your 600 views* *Swims away*
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Sep 19, 2024
    Replying to @DocStrangelove2
    I wouldn’t get a brain implant from the guy that had to be told multiple times why the wiper blades couldn’t be replaced with lasers.
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Oct 17, 2025
    Did you know that in Battlefield 6 if you see the revive icon above someone, you can revive them even if you’re not a Support class? BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY ON MY TEAM IS AWARE OF THIS.
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Feb 19, 2025
    I hate that GameStop made a tweet that reminded me of how things used to be better.
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    GameStop
    @gamestop
    Feb 19, 2025
    "What's this?" "Your game sir." "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your console will run it whenever you like."
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Feb 17, 2025
    Two Gulf Wars.
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    ₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ
    @WarPath2pt0
    Feb 17, 2025
    You diehard Glock and SIG nerds are sleeping on some way better pistolas--
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Oct 28, 2025
    I changed my mind, I like the DP-12 now.
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Oct 28, 2025
    Ewww. They’re adding the DP-12 shotgun. Now the game is literally unplayable.
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Oct 25, 2025
    Bitches go crazy when I pull up in my dirigible.
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    Jack Burton
    @meehomes6969
    Oct 25, 2025
    Replying to @zach_hazard
    Bro bought a used 1917 zeppelin
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Dec 4, 2023
    He already has an origin story. He’s the mascot for Vault-Tech.
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Nov 28, 2023
    The Vault Boy imagery will get an origin story in the ‘FALLOUT’ series. (Source: vntyfr.com/xseOIsA)
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Aug 25, 2025
    They changed the Rock or Something. Unbelievable.
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    Zach Hazard 🪨
    @zach_hazard
    Oct 2, 2024
    The guy who invented the first silencer was the son of the guy who invented the machine gun, Hiram Maxim.
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    JFJ🇺🇸
    @jifferey
    Oct 2, 2024
    Gun Autism 5 ft. @zach_hazard
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