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MumfordAndPlums
@yieldthecrops
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Nov 8, 2025
    💝🧚🏾‍♀️🪐
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Dec 5, 2024
    it’s time to admit that wearing wigs, weaves & braids 11 out of 12 months of the year isn’t protective styling. you hate your African hair and you hate how it looks on you. and it’s okay to just admit that.
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    Tony
    @bloodylikeabod
    Dec 4, 2024
    What’s your UN-WOKEST opinion?
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Jul 17, 2024
    my oath to God you will not believe who is credited as the director. please watch til the end & get back to me.
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    Celestial being
    @ayrastarr
    Jul 16, 2024
    Channel 21 ⭐️
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Jun 5, 2024
    European countries complaining about an African country’s “strict visa requirements” because they want easy access to the continent to undermine its sovereign states. meanwhile for a schengen visa you need to provide the teeth of your dead grandmother…
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    Eyewitness News
    @ewnupdates
    Jun 4, 2024
    France again warns that SA's strict visa requirements driving investors away buff.ly/3VBVxH3
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Oct 27, 2022
    😭 maybe i must just leave Muslim gents alone idk
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Mar 6, 2024
    massive rat found in Johannesburg residence 😳‼️
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    This is a three year old photo of a man in Tooting, London, carrying a rat with a litter picker. The litter picker is pointed directly forward, making the rat appear to be larger than it actually is because it is closer to the camera than the man is. fullfact.org/online/not-a-g…
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Jul 8, 2020
    Replying to @2077AD and @_ThatGuyFuller
    dat dog had a gold chain on LMFAOOO I love it
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Jan 31, 2021
    “this is a bloody classroom, not a SHEBEEN.”
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Oct 28, 2023
    “Mommy why’s my second name Pollard?”
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Jul 24, 2025
    my colleague thought is was REALLY funny joking around in front of everyone in the canteen saying i probably get my paycheck via eWallet because i’m a refugee. i thought it was even funnier when HR made him sign a written warning 1hr later. play wit me & it’s gonna cost you🙌🏾
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Nov 5, 2025
    Cape Town, South Africa.
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Aug 1, 2025
    Cape Town corporate culture is crazy cause why is my CEO pouring me a shot 😭😭😭
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Mar 16, 2025
    you guys only complain about policing black womens’ hair when they tell you to put the wigs away but when it’s—
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    Nicole ✨
    @BombshellCole
    Mar 15, 2025
    Did all that and did nothing to her hair. 🥴
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    MumfordAndPlums
    @yieldthecrops
    Apr 9, 2024
    don’t you guys get tired of making excuses for disrespecting religious garments? or is it only allowed when it’s tied to Christianity?
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    Rihanna
    @rihanna
    Apr 9, 2024
    INTERVIEW. spring 2024 cover.
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