Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬 (@wrowclif) / X

Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬

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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬

@wrowclif

Just here I am living my life. Trying my best, you know?

Saint Ansgar, Iowa

Joined February 2014

Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 28, 2025
Unprecedented thing about modern life is that the whole generational wealth transfer stuff has become handing off the estate from someone in their 90s to someone in their 70s and whatever gain you'd get from that literally doesn't matter because you're already retirement age.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Mar 15, 2024
Are there people who willingly buy scented garbage bags? I assume they just exist to infuriate people when they get home and realize they've accidentally bought a box of them. A special circle of hell reserved for the people who make these things, probably.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 21, 2025
What makes your wife your soul mate or whatever isn't that she was the only person you possibly could have built a life with. She's your soul mate because you actually *did* build a life with her. It's the process that binds you to her. You put in the word. Did the reps.
Mike
@Mkknjg11
Oct 21, 2025
Replying to @GRONreturns and @wrowclif
I think it discourages both men and women as they look for the perfect fish in a small pond. Lifetime mates can be found anywhere. Finding the “perfect” one is impossible as any marriage is a ton of work. We don’t discuss it enough.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Jul 23, 2025
Replying to @EthanAllenMathr
I bet they would have sold it to whoever had the money to buy it.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 22, 2025
Health Insurance in the United States is the most ridiculously allocated good we have. If you are poor? Free insurance. If you work a large corporation? Cheap insurance If you qualify for some weird handout? Cheap insurance Literally everyone else? Extort to breaking.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Sep 24, 2025
The beautiful thing about children is the specific child you get could only have been conceived in that exact moment in time. Any other moment and they would have been someone else. And so, by loving that child, you are allowed to make peace with everything that came before.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 6, 2024
It's surprising how often you can fix your wife by just feeding her. Remember to feed your wives.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 22, 2025
If you ever want your blood to boil just a little, you can learn that it costs $25 to visit the ER if you are on medicaid.
Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 22, 2025
Health Insurance in the United States is the most ridiculously allocated good we have. If you are poor? Free insurance. If you work a large corporation? Cheap insurance If you qualify for some weird handout? Cheap insurance Literally everyone else? Extort to breaking.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Dec 2, 2024
Sometimes I feel like you guys complain an awful lot for folks who live in a world where there's literally a dial on the wall that lets you decide how warm your house is.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 20, 2025
Selling our old house, "Did you guys make any upgrades?" "Well, the north wall isn't rotting anymore. Also the water to the kitchen doesn't freeze one a week through the winter anymore" "Okay, but I mean like actual upgrades. The trim is kind of outdated."
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Dec 18, 2023
You need to make sure your wife eats during the day. You need to be feeding her breakfast at 4pm when she says she just feels terrible and doesn't know why but it definitely has nothing to do with her having only eaten a cookie so far in the day.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 17, 2025
My wife told me earlier that she figured I hated her and the baby because I wasn't as excited about it as she was and I had to point out that from my perspective the baby is entirely theoretical at this point. What I know about the baby is that my wife sleeps a lot lately.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Aug 21, 2025
My parenting opinion is that you should give your children unlimited access to craft materials. They come up with wild stuff and none of that stuff is even expensive.
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@wrowclif
Oct 27, 2025
Talked to someone this evening who said, "We'd have a fourth, but my husband's truck only fits three" Which is the same thing we always said, and I'd guess that's the number one thing keeping 3 kid families from turning into four five or six kid families.
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