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Walter Masterson
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Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
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New York, NY
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    Aug 30, 2025
    Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender - 4 Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender - 4,193. Hope that helps.
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    Walter Masterson
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    Jan 8, 2025
    Wes Nichols is a billionaire that supports cutting every social service in California. But now he’s mad the Fire Department doesn’t have enough money.
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    Wes Nichols
    @wesnichols
    Jan 8, 2025
    I just left the hellscape formerly know as Pacific Palisades where I’ve lived for 26 years. I’m mad at what I saw. Our politicians have failed us. Unprepared, unimaginative, understaffed, now overwhelmed. Heads must roll for this disaster. I personally saw 100+ homes fully
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    Jan 19, 2023
    Anti-Abortion protestors get violent when I say the quiet part out loud.
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    Walter Masterson
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    Dec 25, 2023
    This is what happens when you ban American History. Total lobotomite.
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    Walter Masterson
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    Aug 14, 2023
    This is the way.
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    Walter Masterson
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    Aug 3, 2024
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    Jan 18, 2025
    Thanks for failing to prosecute Trump and allowing the largest corporate oligarchy to inhabit the Oval Office.
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    U.S. Department of Justice
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    Jan 18, 2025
    Thank you for your service, Mr. Attorney General!
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    Aug 6, 2024
    Elon Musk’s daughter is savage😂
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    May 5, 2023
    I give adoption papers to people blocking Planned Parenthood.
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    May 3, 2023
    Anti-Abortion protestors get mad when I say the quiet part out loud.
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    Oct 30, 2024
    I asked MAGA “How much do you think undocumented immigrants pay in taxes?” They all answered ZERO. I explained that in 2022 undocumented immigrants paid $95 billion into Social Security and Medicare even though they don’t qualify for either.
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    Walter Masterson
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    Jan 28, 2025
    Jesus Christ is only welcome if he comes here legally.
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    Nov 27, 2024
    How to deal with your MAGA family this Thanksgiving: Offer to lead the family in prayer. Open the Bible and read Leviticus 19:33-34 “When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love
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    Walter Masterson
    @waltermasterson
    Aug 18, 2023
    I want to hug this man.
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    Fifty Shades of Whey
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