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Yes, I'm a gatekeeper and a hater. I'm also god's favourite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. 🏴 @quietfag
no minors, probably
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    @violentfag
    Aug 6, 2024
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    Jul 24, 2024
    "The average Brit is transphobic" factoid is just a statistical error, the average Brit does 0 transphobia per year. Transphobia Joann, who lives in a castle and posts over 10,000 times per day is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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    May 5, 2022
    Was struck by inspiration upon discovering that progesterone is ≈9mm in diameter
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Feb 24, 2025
    I just don't respect most of the catholic converts I've come across online—catholicism is meant to be something you get from your parents, like hair colour or an eating disorder.
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Jan 30, 2025
    It's not a polycule, it's a weapons squad. We're also all sleeping with each other but that's just for unit cohesion.
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Sep 5, 2023
    I love Tumblr actually
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Mar 16, 2024
    We had a wood version of this nailed to a wall at an old job of mine for CMOS batteries and one of our favourite things to get new people to do was touch the top and bottom and feel the power of ~90V coursing through their handi
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    Kytor
    @KytorIndustries
    Mar 16, 2024
    PLEASE do not do this.
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Aug 21, 2023
    I'm learning so much about the marine corps right now
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Feb 24, 2025
    Replying to @violentfag
    Damn my friends for being funnier than me
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Apr 5, 2025
    We've all heard of clicker training for dogs, but have you considered *Clacker* training?
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Feb 8, 2025
    "To an aircraft, deploying flares is roughly analogous to it pissing itself in fear"
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Aug 3, 2020
    Hey @trimet is it considered acceptable for employees to wear highly divisive symbolism while on the job?
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    paige █████ █████
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    Mar 16, 2024
    Replying to @violentfag
    It was fine and nobody got hurt tho I don't get the big deal
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    paige █████ █████
    @violentfag
    Jun 24, 2021
    I present the world's worst range day fit
    A woman wearing short shorts and a white t shirt with the text "of course I cum fast, I've got fish to catch" stands holding a mosin nagant on a mound of gravel.