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laurence πŸ’€
@uncletwirl
not me climbing the andes solely to count the freckles on your body
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Joined November 2013
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Apr 7, 2024
    πŸ—žοΈπŸ“° WHAT A WHORE! : Local Gay Attends BeyoncΓ© Dance Party Only Wearing Two Thirds Of An Outfit; Plans On Kissing Other Men (full story p. 3 & 4)
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Sep 5, 2025
    grabbing the purse 0,2 sec after her set ends she's so--
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Mar 26, 2025
    no you have the piercing because you're gay
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Apr 22, 2025
    another plastique tiktok has hit the straight community
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    Interesting AF
    Fixated
    @interesting_aIl
    Apr 21, 2025
    I was not expecting that
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Oct 3, 2025
    today is hilarious and i don't think i'll laugh as hard all week as i did at that one fan that was like "and to think i've got 5 copies of this shit in the mail"
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jan 25, 2024
    i am so goth when i'm with you. something to really explore
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jan 13, 2025
    kelly clarkson is prettier, more talented, has a higher credit score and better hygiene
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Jan 13, 2025
    Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump’s inauguration, Fox News reports. She will perform β€˜America the Beautiful.’
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jan 1, 2023
    β€œSING, PARIS!” and then paris delivering the worst vocal i’ve ever heardβ€” i love it
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jul 28, 2025
    my lil bro visits me at work today, tells me he & his gf had a squabble and he was like yea i don't wanna do this today. says he went to mom's house while she's away in vancouver. turns on tv. not even 10 seconds into it, it's dad. in a short scene he shot for a tv show in 2015.
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jul 27, 2025
    two years without dad today life is not easy but it is beautiful
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jul 25, 2025
    get tradwife snooki winehouse off my timeline expeditiously.
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jul 23, 2024
    i was gonna say, 8 months ago she had the biggest song in the world & her name on everyone's lips, why is there no continuity? and then i remembered nvm she's signed to RCA
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Jun 5, 2024
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    guy named balls
    @bobsredmilf
    May 31, 2024
    what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Sep 18, 2024
    no bigger piece of shit losers than transphobic gay men
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    Joseph Jones
    @JoeGayHistorian
    Sep 17, 2024
    Gay Pride in the 70s, 80s, and 90s; what do you not see?
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    laurence πŸ’€
    @uncletwirl
    Aug 18, 2025
    i love to jet on... i love to jet2on
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