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lost everything betting on the sushi race
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lost everything betting on the sushi race
@unclehaver
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Aug 13, 2025
    I’m not a threat
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Sep 18, 2024
    Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Jan 11, 2025
    lmao
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
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    Mar 2, 2024
    ????
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Feb 26, 2025
    She’s so fucking stupid
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    𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳
    @Grimezsz
    Feb 26, 2025
    The primary uniting force in this country is anime. It's the only media through line that I can reliably observe regardless of political alignment. It is also I think underrated as a later stage illustration Revolution. I'd argue the akira art is the Cold War Mona Lisa
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Sep 9, 2025
    Men are so cool lol “having children” number 1 and “emotional stability” dead last yeah sick combo haha awesome approach
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    Steve Kornacki
    @SteveKornacki
    Sep 8, 2025
    Our NBC News Decision Desk poll asked Gen Z adults (18-29 years old) what they consider important to a successful life. The combination of gender and politics produced two very different sets of priorities:
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Jul 23, 2025
    There should be 4 hours between 10 pm and midnight
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Jun 19, 2025
    My dad traps squirrels on his property and drives them to the next town over and releases them by the rural route post boxes and one time he saw a guy dropping squirrels off at where he walks the dog and that guy was from the next town over lol
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Sep 11, 2023
    Getting ready for work tomorrow
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Aug 20, 2024
    Friends vs Seinfeld comes down to this: a perfectly symmetrical 3 girls 3 guys friend group where some of them fuck sometimes but they all stay friends is annoying, unrelatable. But a 3 dudes + 1 weird woman friend group where they don’t all necessarily like each other: good
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Jan 24, 2024
    This guy’s name is a command to a very dumb golden retriever
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    Chayse Leavitt
    @ChayseLeavitt
    Jan 22, 2024
    I will and always be unapologetically Pro-Life because all of God’s children deserve their right to life! #ProLife
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Dec 13, 2024
    I hate a fake speakeasy. Booze is legal
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Aug 27, 2024
    Being friends with people in their 20s can be entertaining just for the fact some that some of them still think they’re Important and you can watch it dawn on them in real time
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    lost everything betting on the sushi race
    @unclehaver
    Oct 28, 2025
    I would love to be a professional baseball pitcher in the major leagues and the sports announcers say, of me, while I am on the mound, “this is what they have left”
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