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@turtlekiosk
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    May 5
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    I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube): turtlekiosk.github.io/slider Features: - PWA offline support - Controller + keyboard + touch screen support - Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin) - Variable window size / fullscreen support - Mutable audio
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    Aug 2, 2025
    i think a lot of people think jesus used a fork and a knife
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    David Santa Carla 🦇
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    Aug 1, 2025
    People who eat food with their hands should not be allowed to vote or run for public office.
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    @turtlekiosk
    Jan 13, 2025
    wait fuck
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    @turtlekiosk
    May 21, 2024
    it'd be funny if they banned tiktok just in time for xiaohongshu to become really popular in the united states
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    @turtlekiosk
    Jul 15, 2025
    this is many of you with that grok girl
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    horse dentist
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    Jul 14, 2025
    they found love in a hopeless place
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    @turtlekiosk
    Oct 13, 2025
    this is a visual metaphor of the problem with halloween now
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    Oct 13, 2025
    This is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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    @turtlekiosk
    Sep 27, 2023
    "he cooked"... "she ate"... who is doing the dishes...
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    @turtlekiosk
    Apr 23, 2020
    i havent had a new thought in a month it's all reruns
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    @turtlekiosk
    May 18, 2019
    self care is officially over we're doing drugs again
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    @turtlekiosk
    Nov 11, 2025
    being a teenage boy and asking a girl out to see the chainsaw man movie and then being forced to have her mom tag along with her is the most immersive way to watch the chainsaw man movie
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    Nov 10, 2025
    娘のデートに送ったら チェーンソーマン🇺🇸は17歳以下は親と観ないといけないらしく急遽私も観ることに💦💦 気まずい😅
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    @turtlekiosk
    Oct 6, 2019
    guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that
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    @turtlekiosk
    Dec 13, 2023
    the evangelicals have forgotten their natural predator: the internet atheist
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    Kristi Yamaguccimane
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    Dec 13, 2023
    Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful… x.com/JediNabber/sta…
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    @turtlekiosk
    Dec 4, 2024
    if this smell phd woman plays her cards right we can have the hawk tuah of the left
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    @turtlekiosk
    Oct 14, 2024
    i like that the "never kill yourself" images are getting gradually more depressing
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    @turtlekiosk
    Dec 20, 2024
    as a chinese person im gonna go eat at a jewish restaurant on christmas. really flip the script on them
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