my cat was discounted at the shelter because she had behavioral issues but jokes on them she was snuggley out the GATE (she also does have some serious behavioral issues but whatever)
too all the DUMB IDIOTS who followed me from watching my YouTube video just want you to know how TRICKED you got cus my tweets are BAD and LACK basic levels of EFFORT
As of last night, I have offically taken Tucker Carlsons spot as the most famous Tucker alive (according to @FamousBirthdays) obviously the peak of my career
Every day I get closer to taking the right of “Most Famous Tucker” away from Tucker Carlson. The only reason I make content is to dethrone him. I must not fail
I feel like porn isn’t using enough green screen. like yeah okay whatever she’s your step sister, but like, what if she was your step sister… in space?
the possibilities are endless
