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Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
@tritlo
uncertified haskell engineer | certified researcher
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Mar 7, 2021
    Friends don't let friends use dynamic types
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Dec 12, 2024
    At Keflavik airport, there’s a guy whose job it is to guess the nationality of anyone leaving the country and click the right flag. They must be hiring only the advanced racists for this job, someone who can tell a Norwegian from a Swede with just a glance
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    May 29, 2025
    in 30 years i’ll probably be up to some boomer stuff, like ”NO SON OF MINE IS MARRYING AN LLM, MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN TWO HUMANS ONLY”, and my kids will be like ”OMG dad you’re so robophobic!!!”
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Jun 10, 2025
    anything you see on a screen is computed any effect will slow down your computer. stuff like this is why everything is so slow these days, we’re spending so much of our compute/memory budget on things entirely orthogonal to the task at hand
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    Oykun
    @oykun
    Jun 10, 2025
    Can I please shake the hand of developers who made this happen?! 🤝 I salute you with respect 🫡
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    Computer Clan
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    Computer Clan
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Nov 3, 2025
    Balatro is basically one long series of if-then-else statements, you can just do things
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    Valentin Ignatev
    @valigo
    Nov 3, 2025
    >commits most of OOP sins >getters and setters >classes with inheritance >loves managers >loves singletons >loves small functions >uses STL >still sold 6-7 million copies of his games. Is OOP good after all, or it doesn't matter what you do if end product is good?
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Dec 12, 2024
    Replying to @tritlo
    They must have been inspired by King of the Hill
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Oct 3, 2025
    has security gone too far?
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Nov 9, 2025
    reminder: computers can only do integers. everything else is a lie based on integers
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Sep 3, 2023
    Replying to @powerbottomdad1
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Mar 15, 2025
    my harddrive when I try to process 60.000 rows
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    random videos with breakcore
    @memesbreakcore
    Mar 14, 2025
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Mar 7, 2021
    Friends don't let friends use dynamic types
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Jul 2, 2023
    The type system in C
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Dec 12, 2024
    Replying to @Aron_Adler
    In Icelandic we have a saying: “The bad have to live somewhere” I guess we already put that in practice
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    Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
    @tritlo
    Jun 11, 2025
    Replying to @tritlo
    btw you can go into accessibility and turn on “reduce motion” and it will turn off most effects and make your phone a lot snappier
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