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jörg shidmann
@tranz_schubert
poster laureate. culturally significant. she/her 24. backup: @jorgdothtweet priv: @xwrkatos69
montreal
baklava.neocities.org
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    jörg shidmann
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    Dec 5, 2024
    heavy is the head that weighs a lot
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    jörg shidmann
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    Oct 8, 2025
    roommate who owes us $1000 walked into the living room and tried to join the queen out sesh
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    jörg shidmann
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    Aug 31, 2025
    #shenothingonmynothing
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    NewsWire
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    Aug 31, 2025
    U.S. in 'sex recession,' with young adults most affected, data shows
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Nov 5, 2025
    she's gonna be our generation's jackie kennedy we're all gonna get the bob
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    buxom and bald
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    Nov 5, 2025
    first bushwickian zillenial political wife in this country’s history
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Aug 2, 2025
    at a very young age these pictures taught me the valuable lesson that the closer a person gets to being made up entirely of straight lines the cooler they look
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    the.v𝐢be
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    May 19, 2025
    grace jones. (1982) by jean-paul goude.
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    May 20, 2024
    IM ON THE TOILET AND SHE CRAWLED INTO MY SHORTS AND FELL ASLEEP???
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Jan 15, 2025
    this is an insane takeaway from this whole thing
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Apr 28, 2025
    my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Nov 5, 2025
    We kicked him out and finally he left, three days ago. Entered his room for the first time since he moved in in July and found that he painted about 75% of his room blue before apparently running out of paint fuck this guy im so done
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Oct 8, 2025
    roommate who owes us $1000 walked into the living room and tried to join the queen out sesh
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Mar 14, 2024
    dolls run the world i’m so serious
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Mar 14, 2024
    alright then
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    jörg shidmann
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    Jun 19, 2025
    what flashes through my head when my roommate texts me
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Apr 9, 2024
    do u think theatre teachers get really excited when they meet a particularly fαggy 10 year old in the same way sports coaches lose their mind over a kid that’s rly tall for his age
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    jörg shidmann
    @tranz_schubert
    Nov 9, 2025
    texting ur landlord >>>
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    Noah
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    Nov 9, 2025
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