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Katelyn Burns
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Katelyn Burns
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Freelance journalist Co-Owner: @theflytrapmedia Columnist: @MSNBC & @XtraMagazine Co-host: @cancelme_daddy Formerly: @voxdotcom Feminist
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    Katelyn Burns
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    May 29
    For my Friday Sick Burns post, I wrote 1400 words about whether God has a dick and if he fucks. I had so much fun writing this piece and it really gets cooking below the paywall (where my mom can't see it)
    Does God Have a Dick??
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    Katelyn Burns
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    May 26, 2022
    If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Aug 24, 2022
    if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Apr 4, 2018
    This is the best version of this meme
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Apr 2, 2022
    No straight people until age 21, you heard the lady
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Aug 2, 2019
    In their late 20s?
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    Aug 2, 2019
    Life after Leo: Where are Leonardo DiCaprio’s exes now? trib.al/rfYlr8F
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Jun 10, 2022
    This website is free somehow
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    Katelyn Burns
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    May 8, 2021
    Isn’t it possible that there’s a labor shortage because many of the 600k people who died from Covid were restaurant workers?
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Nov 19, 2019
    Every single Amazon warehouse worker making minimum wage will pay more in taxes this year than the company they work for.
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    Carla ‘Bluechecked’ Marinucci
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    Nov 18, 2019
    Amazon will pay $0 in taxes on $11,200,000,000 in profit for 2018 finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-ta… via @YahooFinance
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Jun 7, 2019
    Oh look, the generation that doesn’t know how to connect to their WiFi has another opinion.
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    New York Post
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    Jun 6, 2019
    Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers trib.al/eHmcS15
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Mar 31, 2021
    This poor guy
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Nov 15, 2020
    One thing I’ve learned as a journalist is that basically every time a clip goes viral amongst the right wing of a right winger getting beat up by counter protesters, there’s always a second video showing the right winger started it.
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Aug 14, 2021
    In America, corporations can block public park right of ways for profit but homeless people can’t set up a tent in a public park.
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    Block Club Chicago
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    Aug 14, 2021
    Amazon installs huge lockers on a Chicago park’s sidewalk, confusing and frustrating neighbors buff.ly/37CLqYC
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    Katelyn Burns
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    Nov 9, 2024
    I don't have any earthly idea how to fix this
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    thaena
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    Nov 9, 2024
    IM GONNA LOSE IT
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