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    Aug 16, 2024
    This girl jumped in front of me in the line at the store and I didn’t even bother saying a word cause 5 min ago I heard her tell her friend that her charges just got dropped
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    Oct 4, 2025
    Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their masters or in Japan
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    Dec 22, 2024
    Gym niggas and big booty bitches the same level of corny
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    Oct 5, 2024
    She ain’t never had a bad hair day in her life
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    Oct 5, 2024
    Hiiiiiii
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    Nov 14, 2024
    I have a theory on why a lot of women are so obsessed with being young moms but it might be too woke
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    Jun 19, 2025
    I don’t think you guys understand the type of trouble we’re in
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    Jun 19, 2025
    Like these are Ai??
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    Jul 18, 2025
    God if I eat bread again strike me down
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    Sep 30, 2024
    I know some flare yoga pants hate to see me coming😭
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    Aug 26, 2025
    Huda does the manipulative thing where she tells you she loves you and lists all your great qualities to deflect from the fucked up shit she’s done to you
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    Jul 14, 2025
    A yt man has 2 weeks to shoot his shot at me before my Nicolandria high dies down 😭
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    Nov 8, 2021
    “Yea professor I’ve just been having family issues and it’s really affecting me mentally so I was wondering if I could get an extension for the assignment…"
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    @totallynotems_
    Jan 1, 2024
    I need the price of tripods to increase by astronomical levels
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    Dec 31, 2023
    Quick run to the Jaguars game
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    Aug 16, 2024
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    My mouth may be big but I know when to pick my battles pls 🙏🏾
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    Jan 3, 2022
    I remember one time when I finished arguing with bare ppl on twitter and my little brother went missing. I couldn’t even ask for help 💀💀💀