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Tom
@tomasdorph
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @MLFootball
    Bros 80. He’s lucky he didn’t shit himself in the process.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @DovySimuMMA
    He asked her in polish if she’s ever been fingered by an mma fighter.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Feb 9, 2025
    Replying to @FearedBuck
    We’re at the point in the story where you have to explain why it’s bad to fuck 100 dudes in a single day.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Aug 9, 2025
    Replying to @writerfromnorth
    ‘I can’t differentiate between humans and animals and I think men can put on a dress and lipstick and become women’
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Jun 22, 2025
    Replying to @Realrclark25
    No, but it’s hard to vote for a party that insists that grown men with cocks can put on a dress and lipstick and become women.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    May 15, 2025
    Replying to @FastbreakHoops5
    Kobe’s helicopter crash.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Jul 15, 2025
    Replying to @DudespostingWs
    This kid can’t figure out what drill bit to use but is confident enough to build a bed in an f’n tree. 😂
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Apr 30, 2025
    Replying to @NFL_DovKleiman
    Going halfway up the hill. Will be the story of his career.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Jun 22, 2025
    Replying to @isaiahthomas
    The alternative:
    GIF
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Aug 21, 2025
    Replying to @mmaonpoint
    Bro would have to cut 50-60 lbs to make 170.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Aug 28, 2025
    Replying to @CasualMMAinc
    He needs prison.
    24K
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Apr 3, 2023
    Replying to @SouthlandPost
    Well that kid has no chance…
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Apr 2, 2025
    Replying to @RGIII
    Yes. It made me support Trump more. Booker is a total clown.
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    Tom
    @tomasdorph
    Mar 8, 2025
    Replying to @LADEig and @swishcultures_
    Spot the violations. NBA is trash.
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