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@thoughtsofskott
self proclaimed ketamine king.
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Jun 19, 2021
    I’m not a dog btw
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    @thoughtsofskott
    Sep 25, 2024
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    @thoughtsofskott
    Apr 1, 2024
    gatorade
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Jan 20, 2024
    missionary so i can do this in her face
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    @thoughtsofskott
    Oct 26, 2024
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    JT
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    Oct 25, 2024
    What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Jun 27, 2024
    >gets sent home from work >goes to cougars house to do ketamine >cougar makes me soup > gets a better job offer >life is starting to turn around
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Feb 8, 2024
    nice haircut idiot!
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    @thoughtsofskott
    May 16, 2024
    we should be making armor out of pineapple
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Nov 13, 2023
    Osama Bin Laden singing poker face by Lady Gaga.
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Jun 30, 2023
    Taxidermy slap bracelet anyone?
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    @thoughtsofskott
    Mar 15, 2025
    Dudes rock
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Apr 7, 2024
    is my pee supposed to look like that?
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    @thoughtsofskott
    Mar 9, 2024
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    skott.
    @thoughtsofskott
    Feb 7, 2022
    Imagine you die and they kick you out the group chat