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thoughtcrime
@thoughtcrime___
the worlds most favored frog. tanuki stan account. corgi cafe enjoyer.
Tucson, AZ 🌵
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Sep 23, 2025
    asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me she said only when it was a really bad hangover
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Sep 18, 2025
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    @sporadica
    Sep 14, 2025
    what is stopping me from dressing like this every day
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Apr 11, 2025
    Replying to @notghostgum
    Oh my god im finally early to one of your posts! Aaand I don't know what to say... Dang it brain! Think of something funny!! 😅 Welp.. this is awkward huh?
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Feb 26, 2025
    what will you name the baby?
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Mar 3, 2024
    very cool
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Sep 30, 2024
    Replying to @elonmusk
    then explain how this fella got pregnant
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    May 25, 2023
    i fixed it again 😊
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Feb 17, 2024
    Replying to @bobbylikesbeers
    just a little tummy ache. he will be fine in 15-20 min
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Aug 11, 2024
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Jul 28, 2025
    ummm why is there a fucking NAZI ad at the ice cream shop?
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Sep 15, 2025
    Replying to @insanereality
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Jan 4, 2023
    Replying to @historyinmemes
    new gif just dropped
    GIF
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Sep 22, 2025
    just got a notification on my app that it’s been 1,000 days since i quit drinking pic on the left was the day i put down the bottle. started lifting about 6 months later. quitting booze was by far the best decision i have ever made feelsgoodman
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    thoughtcrime
    @thoughtcrime___
    Nov 15, 2023
    it's abuse, plain and simple
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