Replying to @jimmycarr
did you consider telling funny jokes instead?
- it all happens so fast, man. you donβt think it will, not to you, youβre young, you have all the time in the world. but then one day you catch yourself. damn, those old guys were right, it all goes so fast. iβd better tell the kids about this.
- Replying to @algoflowswhat zero naked waterslides with hookers does to a mf
- Replying to @meatballtimesDudes rock. What topping did you get?
- "it'll be easier to talk about this, let's hop on a quick 5-minute call"
- Replying to @pseudoladguys will see this and just think βhell yeahβ
- Replying to @engineeringdo you guys ever talk to real people about stuff?
- Replying to @TMZGod forbid a man have a disciplined morning routine
- Last night, an imaginary friend called me in tears She just lost her 200k job at a 420+ person company The culprit? AI stuff. This is a wakeup call to all the people I donβt like and think are overpaid. Here is a cringe LinkedIn post as a Twitter thread π§΅
- Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that financial returns are not normally distributed. βMean-variance optimisation, Sharpe ratio AND the Black-Scholes formula are completely useless and canβt be used to make money,β she muses.
- Rules. - Never speak of a position that is going well. Do not anger the market gods. - Never gloat about PnL - Especially, never gloat about PnL when the broad market is down or others are hurting. - Speak only of trades that went disastrously wrong in an amusing way.
- How to make money trading, as a random d!ckhead. Trading requires us to buy things cheaper than they should be / sell things richer than they should be. But how could I, some random guy from New Zealand who trades in his underpants, know what things should be worth?
- Replying to @nypostdamn I wish there were an easy way to kill this stuff
