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theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
@theoluminati
Propagandist. Illuminati affiliated. SocDem. Soros-funded πŸ’΅ | pfp by @barnfell | shop: theoluminati.etsy.com
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Oct 9, 2025
    They really should fix these games
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    May 3, 2025
    Sorry but if you debate someone for 5 HOURS that’s your friend. You guys like each other. I don’t care if you’re hurling the worst insults known to man. If you can keep a conversation going for 5 hours straight that’s literally your boy
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Feb 16, 2025
    Bit disappointed that Elon Musk got into the government and started exposing everything and there really was no liberal deep state. Just a bunch of goodwill programs that republicans don’t like. I was kinda hoping for that illuminati liberal deep state reveal to be honest
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Nov 9, 2025
    Picturing Andreessen thinking every woman he sees is ugly his whole life until he finally sees a woman with a pointy cone head like his own and getting heart eyes and thinking she’s the most beautiful woman in the world
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    Slazac πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸŒ
    @TrueSlazac
    Nov 9, 2025
    The guy calling liberal women ugly btw
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Oct 10, 2025
    If you knock on the devil’s door, sooner or later someone will answer.
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Nov 10, 2025
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    Gavin McInnes
    @Gavin_McInnes
    Nov 9, 2025
    Unpopular opinion: washing your hands after pissing reeks of sexual Puritanism. It’s just piss. It’s basically ammonia or bleach. It evaporates. While you sit there blow drying your hands in the bathroom like Lady Macbeth screaming β€œout damn spot!”… 🀷 chill
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Jun 5, 2025
    We’re about to enter the best timeline imaginable. It’s all been worth it. It really has been.
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Feb 16, 2025
    When God grants you e-girl physiognomy, this is not a mark to be taken lightly. It means you have been destined for great and terrible things.
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Oct 10, 2025
    They’re calling it the wrongest political comic of all time
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    Goy Gems
    @GoyGems
    Oct 10, 2025
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Mar 17, 2025
    Boss somehow said β€˜yep, gas sure is going down…that’s good!’ today while every gas station in the area has visibly gone up by ~50 cents in the past week…I saw Will Stancil speaking to me from the heavens like Mufasa
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    May 8, 2025
    Replying to @CameronCorduroy
    The real tipoff is him voting in the 2016 Republican primary but not in the general election lol. I don’t think he was pleased
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Nov 6, 2025
    Might be the first time I’ve felt kinda bad for one of these guys. Look how small and defenseless he depicts himself; a lonely, childlike creature in a threatening alien world, closed off, hiding in fear. Prey animal adjacent. Fascinating look into the right wing psyche
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    George Alexopoulos
    @GPrime85
    Nov 4, 2025
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Jul 29, 2025
    Replying to @westofmain_
    Your stepmom is younger than me
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    theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²
    @theoluminati
    Feb 1, 2025
    Replying to @funko_wop
    β€œYour soul is bitchmade and your spirit is wanting” you are our Edgar Allan Poe
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