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themjeans
@themjeans
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Los Angeles, CA
howlonggone.com
Joined October 2008
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Aug 6, 2019
    all shoes look like this now
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Sep 11, 2019
    if vic mensa was a shoe
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Jan 20, 2021
    Trump not pardoning Bon Appetit..... a hard scone to swallow this morning
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Jul 1, 2020
    if elon musk thinks wearing a face mask is annoying just wait till he sees what they make you wear in space
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Jan 19, 2020
    when you switch back to freelance
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Mar 22, 2020
    please support our djs begging for money on ig while wearing stone island and posing in front of $30k in “drum machines and other bits,”
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Sep 8, 2020
    Arsham has done it again folks
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Jun 21, 2019
    My Chemical Draft Pick
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Jan 31, 2021
    defund the PD (Pete Davidson)
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Sep 10, 2019
    this man is about to get a fitting room started for me at macy’s
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    May 3, 2021
    I guess the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation wasn’t so strong after all
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Oct 11, 2017
    if homegirl pulls up in these it's quiet
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Jul 3, 2020
    We know Burt is fucking those bees but some of y'all aren't ready for that conversation.
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    themjeans
    @themjeans
    Mar 10, 2025
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    Chris Black
    @donetodeath
    Mar 10, 2025
    How Long Gone #765: @themjeans and I chat about being that daddy, the Grindr dip, hot tennis players, Hermes & Lacoste in Paris, Calvin Harris goes country, King Charles On The Radar freestyle, dry scooping salt, and we ran out of eligible bachelors — podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…
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