Our Own Jason Torchinsky Had Emergency Heart Surgery But He’s Going To Be OK Because He’s Strong And We Love Him And He Has Many More Taillight Blogs To Write
Wife: "What are you smiling at your phone for, you big weirdo?"
Me: "Oh, an auction site is selling my high school dream car. In bright yellow, the best color."
Wife: "What is it, like a Lamborghini or something?"
Me: "Or something."
