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Teddy Ray
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Teddy Ray
@teddyraycomedy
In We$t LA born & raised on Pico is where I spent most of my days... #TeamTeddyRay FOR BOOKINGS CONTACT [email protected]
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    Teddy Ray
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    Apr 10, 2014
    Hoes love a nigga that can quote scripture.
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    Teddy Ray
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    Jun 25, 2013
    I know like 7 niggas living off McChickens alone.
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    Teddy Ray
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    Apr 12, 2014
    I'm too niggerish to let myself try sushi.
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    Teddy Ray
    @teddyraycomedy
    Mar 3, 2014
    Got yo bitch in my DMs talking bout "You so funny". Don't be mad cuhh.
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    Teddy Ray
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    Mar 3, 2014
    I got a fetish for hood rats.
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    Teddy Ray
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    Dec 28, 2013
    Comedians be bombing on twitter too
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    Teddy Ray
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    Feb 18, 2014
    Im sorry but niggaz that are too into horoscopes are sus to me. You too grown to be blaming yo mood swings on the moon my nigga.
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    Teddy Ray
    @teddyraycomedy
    Jul 9, 2013
    I got a GED & a high school diploma. That proves that I'm better than you.
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    Teddy Ray
    @teddyraycomedy
    Oct 30, 2014
    Come catch me live tonight at The Comedy Union on Pico for a dope ass Halloween show. Show starts at… instagram.com/p/utm0kEipV5/
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    Teddy Ray
    @teddyraycomedy
    Oct 30, 2014
    Come catch me live this this Thursday at The Comedy Union on Pico for a turnt up ass Halloween show.… instagram.com/p/utm0kEipV5/
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    Teddy Ray
    @teddyraycomedy
    Dec 29, 2011
    #BlackKidProblems hitting yo mama akeles ankles with the grocery basket. U kno u gonna get it when u get home.
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    Teddy Ray
    @teddyraycomedy
    Feb 10, 2013
    Disney ain't been shit since they canceled The Proud Family.
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    Teddy Ray
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    Jan 19, 2014
    Lmfaoooooooo im in tears RT @Yassir_Lester: I woke up like dis pic.x.com/HE1qbFTE4r
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    Teddy Ray
    @teddyraycomedy
    Feb 21, 2014
    I can't wait to get famous so niggas can sell weed and activis on my instagram pictures. I'm tryna make sure the hood eat too.