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@tarintowers
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    @tarintowers
    Apr 18
    I’m pinning this lol
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    DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️
    @uhshanti
    Apr 18
    I gotta say, as a believer in the "anyone but Wiener" tent, nearly everyone on the online left commenting about the San Francisco congressional race who doesn't live here has no idea what the fuck they're talking about
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    @tarintowers
    Aug 30, 2023
    I see you’re living in a tent with your partner and your dog. Would you like to surrender your dog and sleep alone on a mat in a gymnasium? We’ll throw out all your belongings for free
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    London Breed
    @LondonBreed
    Aug 29, 2023
    When people reject offers of shelter, we should be able to enforce city laws. Last week, the plaintiffs in the lawsuit against the City agreed in court with this point. This was a huge step.
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    @tarintowers
    Jul 17, 2019
    Replying to @bijanstephen
    everyone gets one paid year off to write their novel or farm alpacas
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    @tarintowers
    Jun 15, 2021
    There were a ton of studies in the 70s and 80s linking coffee to heart disease, high blood pressure and stroke and then they were like, whoops! forgot to control for cigarette smoking!
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    @tarintowers
    Aug 30, 2023
    Replying to @tarintowers
    Housing is the answer, not jails. The barriers to making market-rent housing out of office buildings are pretty high but why not make indoor navigation centers where people can live with their families
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    Anti Police-Terror Project
    @APTPaction
    Aug 30, 2023
    Would you accept a “shelter offer” that requires you to leave your pet behind? What about an “offer” with a strict curfew that means you can’t work your job? What if this “offer” requires you to trash most of your belongings? Proper housing is the only solution.
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    @tarintowers
    May 23, 2018
    Proof that giving toxic nerdmen hot girlfriends doesn't make them feel less martyred
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    Christopher Hooks
    @cd_hooks
    May 23, 2018
    he's lost his fuckin mind
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    @tarintowers
    Nov 22, 2022
    Lotta Muni “fare cop” stories today—Some Reminders: • they’re not cops and don’t have authority to detain you • walk away or disembark before actual SFPD shows up, & if they do, don’t talk • fare evasion is under the traffic code, not criminal. It’s a parking ticket 1/3
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    @tarintowers
    May 12, 2021
    Replying to @venturecommunis
    lotta gender reveal parties this weekend, huh
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    @tarintowers
    Dec 3, 2017
    Yoooooo I just saw a young Italian tourist couple checking into an RV parked on Alabama Street as a motherfuckin Airbnb Folks, we have achieved the gentrification of homelessness
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    @tarintowers
    Nov 2, 2022
    Replying to @jzux
    talking about the weather is fun and important and a good way to bond with strangers and catch up with friends, and if you think it’s boring, you’ve probably never done any real work
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    @tarintowers
    Aug 31, 2023
    Replying to @Twolfrecovery
    That’s not what gaslighting means. We’ve never met.
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    @tarintowers
    Jan 26, 2019
    Replying to @SDanielsAuthor
    that’s a notorious OCR scanning problem when converting old books into digital.
    theguardian.com
    Scanner for ebook cannot tell its 'arms' from its 'anus'
    A technical problem with optical character recognition software creates some awkward moments in romantic novels
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    @tarintowers
    Nov 26, 2022
    Replying to @cd_hooks and @Cryptoterra
    comedy is lethal now
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    @tarintowers
    Sep 19, 2022
    Replying to @liv_username
    a store with a big jar of bouillon cubes where you can buy one for a quarter like gum balls