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@tacobort
Anger prisoner, unmitigated madman, Faust-freak
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    @tacobort
    Jan 3, 2022
    Average Jeep Renegade driver
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    @tacobort
    May 30, 2024
    This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
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    @tacobort
    Oct 9, 2024
    Microdosing suicide by having a decent paying 9-5
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    @tacobort
    Feb 5, 2024
    I should be given a thousand dollars every day for not killing myself
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    @tacobort
    Jul 28, 2025
    Awesome make sure that technology is never seen again please
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    Jul 28, 2025
    NEON screened ‘TOGETHER’ for an audience using never-before-seen technology that scans pupil dilation. Intense shock and excitement captured for 86% of the movie’s runtime.
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    @tacobort
    Sep 17, 2023
    I wish killing myself wasn’t so permanent. It’s so funny and I wish I could do it multiple times in different situations
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    @tacobort
    Jun 23, 2024
    Might I suggest some Baja Blast for the lady?
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    @tacobort
    May 31, 2024
    SHE IS NOT BOUNCING ON IT!!!! SHE IS RIPPING IT CLEAN OFF HELPP!!!! HELPPPPP!!!!!!!
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    @tacobort
    Oct 19, 2025
    Just got led to water. Not gonna drink lol
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    @tacobort
    Oct 18, 2025
    I am the horse that gallops
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    @tacobort
    Jun 25, 2024
    Losing my fucking mind at this
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    @tacobort
    Jan 29, 2024
    Should I get Taco Bell or kill myself
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    @tacobort
    Jul 24, 2025
    If your first and last name start with the same letter I’d stay inside for awhile
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    @tacobort
    Dec 24, 2023
    This guy is so fucking annoying dude
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    @tacobort
    Aug 3, 2024
    Heavy is the hand that jacks my shit
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