- fun fact about my mom she literally doesn't use alarms. like she just thinks about what time she wants to wake up, and her body just... does it? she doesn't even take her phone upstairs and just has a clock in her roomHow did people used to get up on time without alarms
- imagine explaining this to someone in the 1970'sCharging my doorbell with my couch 📈
- I know his face isn't technically changing but he does look a little happier in each picturecookie chilling with some marshmallows as i work!
- jake read the entire harry potter series for amy and leaves his job to be a stay-at-home dad so he could support amy in her career ross got mad at rachel for talking to her male coworker and then fell asleep at her work event and apologized by making fun of her jobJake and Amy or Rachel and Ross?
- am I the only one that didn't know buzzfeed owned this lolBuzzfeed has sold the show ‘Hot Ones’ for $82.5M
- "from the universe of the office" if there is no overlapping characters is kinda funny because that universe is just .... earthFirst look at ‘The Office’ spin-off ‘THE PAPER’ premiering in September.
- what is the opposite of main character syndrome?? assuming you're a tiny irrelevant part of everybody's life that nobody thinks about when you're not around??? that's what I have I think
- all 3 New Girl men are exactly how their characters would be as dads😭😭😭 max (schmidt) is doing tiktok dances and going to concerts with his daughter, jake (nick) is raising bugs with his son to feed a lizard, & lamorne (winston) is getting roasted for crying by his daughter
- worst tv show names in history: - high school musical: the musical: the series - sex lives of college girls - The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
- I love that Ty Burrell makes the cut every time Sarah Hyland or her husband posts about dads 😭❤️ phil & haley forever 🫶🏽
- fun fact: one of my friends asked me to redo his profile for him because he wasn't getting matches. I went through his phone and picked pictures of him I liked, & I changed his prompts to reflect parts of his personality I personally liked. Matched with his now-wife the next dayremember when that one guy posted he'd matched with a million people or whatever and everyone was like "why can't he get any dates" and women looked at his profile for 0.4 seconds and saw he had a filthy stupid t-shirt on in the pictures?? show me the profile. i'll tell you.
