- BREAKING: Erling Haaland and John Stones are out of Newcastle United (A), Pep Guardiola confirms.
- Mainoo 60 duels contested in the first 4 games of the season after 0 preseason
- Fun fact: Man Utd U21s (with some of their strongest players missing) beat the side top of Newport’s league this season
- Wallah I ain't been triggered like this in a v long time
- Elanga ran 85m in 9 seconds *with the ball at his feet* for the goal according to comms. That is ridiculous.
- a genuine thread on Paul Pogba’s time at Utd:
- Replying to @aar0n_nt
- Replying to @abzMCFC___Sure bro if you say so. I’m not here to debate that, couldn’t care less ibr. I’m not comparing ability here.
- Replying to @fuadyabz23Full headline even worse. Class and grace… #WeKnowWhatThatMeans
