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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
@strutcakes
Your school has no gymnastics team, this is the last resort. Himbo
London, UK, Europe
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Apr 13, 2021
    Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    May 6, 2024
    Replying to @mattletiss7
    It’s called an echo chamber. All my mates and most of my work colleagues voted Khan. I don’t personally know anyone that voted for Hall, or had a decent thing to say about her. See?
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Jun 20, 2021
    So I’ve just been on a date with someone who half way through the evening said he hasn’t had a Covid jab because, and I quote he β€œsaw a video where a magnet stuck to their arm due to the aluminium content.” Needless to say I downed my drink and left at the soonest convenience.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Feb 21, 2019
    Replying to @strutcakes
    6. Probably not a real pirate.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Aug 29, 2018
    Such a set up and pure bullying. Kim may be antagonistic at times but @ITV @itvpresscentre @loosewomen knew what they were doing here. Completely unpleasant.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Dec 25, 2018
    For fucks sake gays. Leave your clothes on for one sodding day. Give it fucking rest.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Mar 29, 2024
    Replying to @JackDunc1
    I love it. Petition to make this our actual national flag!
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Jun 16, 2018
    Stop πŸ‘πŸΌ villainising πŸ‘πŸΌhard-working πŸ‘πŸΌ millennials πŸ‘πŸΌ
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    Standard News
    @standardnews
    Jun 16, 2018
    Millennials are 'hiring cleaners instead of saving up for a deposit' bit.ly/2JXmxfT
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Sep 22, 2020
    Replying to @alexisconran
    Can we stop calling it β€˜NHS’ track and trace. It’s run privately by Serco.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Sep 15, 2018
    Replying to @Spilling_The_T and @Milan_sunshine
    β€œCindy, this is just some bones. Would you run from Calista Flockhart?”
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Apr 26, 2021
    Replying to @TheRstott and @hansmollman
    I’m concerned about the smell.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Feb 6, 2019
    Replying to @antinsectuk @robster38 and @eucopresident
    His sarcasm and disdain is spot on. The Brexiteers had no plan and seem to be pushing the UK into a no deal scenario whilst blaming the EU for this. I for one fully support his comments!
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Feb 7, 2024
    Replying to @KemiBadenoch
    Give your head a knock. The leader of your party, the current PM of this country, chose to make a trans culture war slur in the commons in front of the mother of a recently murdered trans child. It’s totally abhorrent.
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    Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @strutcakes
    Jun 6, 2023
    Replying to @Independent
    They *are* terrible people.
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