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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Nov 19, 2024
    Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Nov 6, 2024
    Just in: Democrats shocked to learn women buy milk and eggs more often than they get abortions.
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Sep 27, 2024
    A lot of homosexual men aren’t voting for Kamala either. We’re gay. Not retarded.
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    Kimberly Klacik
    @kimKBaltimore
    Sep 27, 2024
    People laughed when I said heterosexual men are not voting for Kamala. It’s a fact.
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Jun 22, 2025
    Hi Nancy, Is this you commending Obama after he launched 110 bombs on Libya without congressional authorization in 2011?
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    Nancy Pelosi
    House Democrats
    @SpeakerPelosi
    Jun 22, 2025
    Tonight, the President ignored the Constitution by unilaterally engaging our military without Congressional authorization. I join my colleagues in demanding answers from the Administration on this operation which endangers American lives and risks further escalation and
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Jun 22, 2024
    There was a car with a flat tire at the trailhead today. “That sucks” I thought and started on my run. Passed two Gen-Z chicks coming down the canyon about two miles in. The car with the flat was the only other car at the trailhead so it must be theirs. “That sucks” I thought and
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Nov 21, 2024
    Watching Jaguar commit brand suicide is like watching a slow train derailment. I can’t look away. I do product planning in the automotive industry. It’s my job to know drivers (not “users”) and define product strategies based on their wants and needs. I know for a fact whatever
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Aug 12, 2024
    As a gay man, my life was objectively better when Trump was president. We don’t need special treatment. We just want a job, lower taxes, and to be able to put food on the table like everyone else.
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    Kamala Harris
    @KamalaHarris
    Aug 12, 2024
    If Donald Trump wins in November, he will once again implement policies that target the LGBTQ+ community. We know he will—just look at what he did his first term in office.
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Mar 5, 2025
    Lia Thomas came in 500th when competing against other men, for those of you keep score at home.
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    Blue Georgia
    @BlueGeorgia
    Mar 5, 2025
    Riley Gaines came in 13th when competing against other women, for those of you keeping score at home.
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Oct 22, 2024
    I don’t mean to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but we’re all thinking the same thing, right?
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    CDC
    @CDCgov
    Oct 22, 2024
    E. COLI OUTBREAK: CDC is investigating 49 illnesses in 10 states linked to McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburgers. If you ate a Quarter Pounder hamburger from McDonald’s and have severe symptoms of E. coli, contact your healthcare provider. bit.ly/4hk2cyn
    An image of a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with text saying:

•	“McDonald’s temporarily stopped selling Quarter Pounders in some states.
•	Seek healthcare if you have severe E. coli symptoms:
•	Diarrhea and a fever higher than 102°F 
•	 So much vomiting that you cannot keep liquids down
•	Signs of dehydration like not peeing much or dry mouth and throat 
cdc.gov/foodborne-outbreaks.”
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Apr 27, 2022
    I’m a 33 year old gay man who grew up in a one stoplight town in the conservative Midwest and I can honestly say that I’ve never experienced homophobia in my life from anyone other than the TQ+ community…
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Apr 12, 2025
    Real ID is literally just a regular ID with a little star on it to demonstrate you showed the DMV clerk a document with your name and address on it. It’s gonna be ok people.
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Apr 21, 2022
    What a time to be alive when I, a gay man, have to defend the rights of straight people who just want to send their kids to school without the fear of them being indoctrinated with radical TQIA+ religious ideologies.
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Jan 30, 2023
    Call me old-fashioned but I don’t think it’s homophobic to be grossed out by a fat guy in a corset and nipple pasties getting pissed on from all directions at a house party.
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    Storm
    @stormrobinson
    Nov 9, 2024
    What is the best way to tell your liberal friends the legacy media is lying to them without sounding like a paranoid conspiracy theorist?
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