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Stephen Buchanan
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Stephen Buchanan
@stephenbucomedy
Comedian // writer // host of @whatsthescript_ & @somelaughpod. Tix/insta/ko-fi etc 👇
Glasgow, Scotland
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Joined May 2009
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    May 31, 2022
    Guy who decides which shops go into airports
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Jun 29, 2022
    The guy who invented Old El Paso fajita kits
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Oct 30, 2021
    Why is crazy golf so horny nowadays
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Jul 1, 2022
    Be the change you want to see in the world
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    Old El Paso
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    Jul 1, 2022
    Replying to @oldelpasouk and @stephenbucomedy
    Fine, are you happy now?
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Jun 21, 2022
    Craig David workshopping “7 Days” with his producer
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    May 17, 2022
    Guy staying in budget hotel for the first time
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Oct 6, 2022
    When the protagonist receives a gift to help them on their quest but isn’t told what it actually does
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Dec 6, 2022
    They’d love all this
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    BBC Scotland
    BBC
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    BBC Scotland
    BBC
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Mar 23, 2020
    Yer aunty thinks that all this corona stuff is a conspiracy
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Sep 27, 2022
    The guy who came up with the “30 days has September” rhyme
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Jul 20, 2022
    The guy who invented the fry up
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Sep 21, 2020
    I’d hate to go to a big awards show like the Emmys or Oscars. The level of fear I get after a night out in Clydebank is horrific, imagine having to DM Tom Hanks like “sorry if I was an arsehole last night mate”
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Sep 20, 2022
    Persistent toilet attendant
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    Stephen Buchanan
    @stephenbucomedy
    Feb 7, 2023
    Mini golf is becoming too horny nowadays
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