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hazel☀️
@sodiumPen
adult human foïd. young and stupid. Engineer of Human Souls.
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Dec 23, 2024
    "air fryer" has got to be one of the more successful marketing psyops in the past decade or two
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Apr 30, 2024
    firefox refused to restore my session that i've had going for 2+ years.... over 7k tabs down the drain....
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Jun 3, 2024
    real id is so funny it was supposed to be mandatory for flights in 2008, every single year they push the deadline back because half the population doesn't have one yet(it will happen again)
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Nov 15, 2023
    17 yo convert: sigh, everything has been going downhill ever since the 7th ecumenical council of lateran saints said we have to be 10% less homophobic actual catholic: father McHenry pulled a quick homily today so we could catch the eagles game haha. go birds
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Dec 23, 2024
    Replying to @sodiumPen
    back in my day it was just a TOASTER OVEN and we were under no impression what we were doing is FRYING or comparable to deep frying
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Dec 23, 2024
    Replying to @sodiumPen
    yes I know it circulates the air but the impact is so marginal compared to regular baking, slightly faster cooking with slightly crispier results, it is not deserving of its own appliance title that isn't "convection oven"
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Apr 30, 2024
    Replying to @sodiumPen
    thank you to everyone who provided info on how to restore an old session from the profiles cache... i feel like a part of me is restored
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Aug 12, 2021
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    May 15, 2024
    thanks McKinsey, allyship in the most McKinsey way
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Apr 30, 2024
    Replying to @sodiumPen
    the memory impact is marginal; the session file which contains the tab information is only about 70mb, and Firefox only loads a tab in memory if I've opened it recently
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Nov 8, 2024
    tiktok ban comes into effect on january 19th lmao trust the plan. youth vote radicalized against trump on day 1
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Dec 24, 2024
    Replying to @cheer_wine
    this is why toaster ovens are nice! I like mine; but adding a fan to it isn't some new revolution in cooking
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Dec 5, 2023
    america needs a city with San Francisco weather, Chicago housing prices, NYC density, and Tokyo transit
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    hazel☀️
    @sodiumPen
    Jul 31, 2024
    Replying to @cheer_wine
    she should have gone to missouri one more time
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