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chase a bag, chase yo dreams, chase no hoe • turn on notis! @roobet
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Joined January 2022
netflix be like “damn y’all love this show? imma cancel it”- would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was gon be like this
- “are you ok?” no bro i open and close the same 3 apps everyday
- girls don’t even be shoppin, they just walk around touchin clothes sayin “this is cute”
- DO NOT FREE THAT MANfree my cousin
- she really turned around like “y’all see this mf?” 😭A bank teller laughs when seeing man with knife wanting to rob bank
- having your youngest child walk behind everyone in a post apocalyptic world is insane 😭This shit was absolutely insane the first time I watched it.
00:00 - when the scholastic book fair open? i ain’t have the bread for it back then but i can go crazy now
- that damn squirrelMassive crack in Antarctica ice shelf grows 11 miles in only 6 days
- cussing at school then stopping when i got home was my first mastered skill
- finally dated all 12 zodiac signs, feeling like thanos
