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John Hyslop
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John Hyslop
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@sloprules
I don't care where you're from, what you look like or how much money you have. If you like to bet games, we could hang out every day. @NoVig @Pikkitsports
Tewksbury, MA
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    John Hyslop
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    @sloprules
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    Milly Parlay 7-7-26 | Presented by @PropFinderApp Music by @JoeMilly
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Mar 11, 2021
    Told my wife we make too much to get the stimulus this time so now she gets to humble brag to her friends about how rich we are and I get $2800 to bet on basketball. Everybody wins.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Nov 30, 2022
    Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Aug 26, 2025
    Gambling is only an addiction if you're losing. If you're winning, it's called a revenue stream. They don't tell you that in school.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Feb 6, 2024
    The average doctor makes $250K a year. We could make that today if we just lock in and hit a parlay. All that school for nothing.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Mar 4, 2024
    If you bet just one $10 parlay that pays $200K every day this week and lose all 7, you'll only be down $70. If just one wins, you'll be up $199,940. The math is on our side.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Oct 21, 2022
    Today could be the luckiest day of your life. Only one way to find out. Gambling.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Jul 27, 2023
    True gambler's mentality. Have to respect it.
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    Around The NFL
    NFL
    @AroundTheNFL
    Jul 27, 2023
    Calvin Ridley "more motivated than ever" at Jaguars camp: "Ready to get back whatever I lost" nfl.com/news/calvin-ri…
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Aug 26, 2025
    Now we're talking
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Feb 24, 2024
    There are over 300 college basketball games today. If you can't put together a parlay that pays the GDP of Guam, you need to take a hard look in the mirror. Be somebody.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Feb 16, 2024
    Most 401Ks return an average of 5-8% per YEAR. You could return 500% TODAY by putting your entire balance on a +500 bet. They don't teach us this in school.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Apr 29, 2024
    Just called. What kind of "gambling help line" doesn't give picks? Total waste of an hour.
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    Leek
    @Msavage__
    Apr 29, 2024
    1-800-426-2537
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Nov 19, 2023
    If you're not working on a +3587643 NFL parlay right now, you don't want it bad enough. Be somebody.
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    John Hyslop
    Pikkit
    @sloprules
    Apr 11, 2024
    So due
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    Joe Pompliano
    @JoePompliano
    Apr 11, 2024
    Ippei Mizuhara allegedly placed 19,000 wagers between Dec. 2021 and Jan 2024, according to the Department of Justice. • Average Bet: $12,800 • Winning bets: $142 million • Losing Bets: $182 million • Total Losses: $40 million The DoJ says he never bet on baseball.
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