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- i was just running up the stairs to catch the train and this guy goes youre not gonna make it. and his gf was like WHATS WRONG WITH YOU and they started arguing omfggg
- went triple platinum in my house when i was 10Spider-Pig debuted 17 years ago today in ‘The Simpsons Movie.’ x.com/itgirlslasher/…
- one of my favorite family guy jokes is when peter is trying to think of a fake name so he lists everything he sees and its like pea.....tear......griffin
- im at the dentist and i had to hold in my laugh so bad because i kept feeling like this
- let me tell you girls something about men who work in finance
- these bitches tried to kill meThis Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- this is the stupdiest woohoo animation ever
- if a vampire bit me i would not be scared id probably start jacking it if im being honest
- “we knew each other in a past life” isnt cute to me anymore because im starting to remember why i stopped fucking with you in 1922
- he always has that hole showing........Five puddings tall U^ェ^U
- me: they should offer a discount if the uber stank oomf: nooo everyone would be like lets take the uber stank its cheaper
