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ilan 💫
@slaybres
i miss the buffalo beauts every day of my life
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Mar 25
    women’s hockey better #goldeneyes 💛 —————————————————— #sabrehood // #LGM // #canucks
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Jan 5, 2024
    goalies are literally just big cats
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    Rachel Hopmayer
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    Jan 5, 2024
    me jumping into bed as illustrated by Dustin Tokarski
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Apr 27, 2023
    i could never be a WAG bc my man would come home from a game and try to fuck and i’d be sitting on the bed like nuh uh it’s time to talk about the power play
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Jan 3, 2024
    they call it too many players instead of too many women because there's no such thing as too many women
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Feb 25, 2023
    Replying to @FlaPanthers
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Apr 6, 2023
    mitch marner iced coffee i don’t know what you’re talking about honey video
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Oct 12, 2023
    imagine being a goalie and u get scored on in like a nasty little top shelf deal and then troy bolton starts serenading you personally i’d quit.
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Sep 16, 2023
    on spencer knight: this is why it’s never wise to assume why someone has sought help without their confirmation. that said, OCD isn’t more moral to seek help for than drug addiction, so framing it as if this is somehow “better” is incorrect & lacks compassion
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Mar 27, 2023
    this pride shit has gone too far what’s next. the buffalo gaybres? craig transderson? theyton krebs??? JEFF SKINNER??
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Sep 11, 2023
    first jewish captain in nhl history 💞 today is a good day
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Apr 9, 2023
    guys can i be honest i don’t think it’s funny to be graphically sexual about real people on public accounts. that’s all
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Feb 1, 2023
    brad marchand’s pr team is absolutely having the worst night of their lives rn
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Apr 15, 2023
    fanart i drew of beau bennett dying in a glue trap
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    ilan 💫
    @slaybres
    Sep 17, 2023
    l’shanah tovah! tweets like this stigmatize judaism and being a jew in the nhl. no one would take, say, nick foligno and tweet “if i marry nick foligno do i have to be catholic”. which is because we accept christianity as the “norm”. please just leave jewish people alone.
    tweet that says “if i marry quinn hughes do i have to be jewish”
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