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Oxtail Pricing Specialist
@simsimmaaz
Bagged Milk Connoisseur. Addicted to Water. Quintessential Virgo. Y'all know I'm Canadá down 🤨🇨🇦
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    @simsimmaaz
    Oct 18, 2024
    Okay starting a new thread of my playlists that includes both Apple Music and Spotify links. Starting with the Men Begging For Pussy Playlist Apple: music.apple.com/ca/playlist/th… Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2B6HJ…
    The Men Begging For Pussy Playlist by Sim on Apple Music
    The Men Begging For Pussy Playlist by Sim on Apple Music
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    @simsimmaaz
    Mar 6, 2025
    If that's not symbolic as hell. Is that a sign from the universe? LMAOOO
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    Anonymous
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    Mar 6, 2025
    Canada goose fights off a bald eagle that tried to attack it, after 20 minutes the Eagle ran off.
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    @simsimmaaz
    Mar 1, 2025
    "Mr. Trump you're increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument" Yeah I'm stealing that. That's fire 😭😭😭
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    @simsimmaaz
    Jun 17, 2022
    I think if I worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it
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    @simsimmaaz
    Jun 4, 2022
    My little cousin asked a Jamaican related question the other day and the Jamaican adults were teasing her for not knowing and I said "that's literally y'all job to teach her and keep the culture alive. Her not knowing means you failed her" It was QUIET 😭😭😭
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    @simsimmaaz
    Nov 7, 2024
    "There is no bridge I would not burn for my wife and daughter" I know they gasped
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    Michaela 🗡️🌙
    @LorcansShirt
    Nov 6, 2024
    “On my way to cancel out my husband’s trump vote” Cant relate. Been watching my husband kick his entire family to the curb today for voting for that rapist pos
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    @simsimmaaz
    Jan 4, 2025
    She already finished shopping and didn't ask me ONE dumb question lmaoooo. This is what Instacart was made for!
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    @simsimmaaz
    Jan 4, 2025
    MY INSTACART SHOPPER IS A WOMAN!!!!
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    @simsimmaaz
    Oct 6, 2020
    I actually agree with him cause I always thought it was annoying af that parents want you to do everything on THEIR time when it doesn't make a difference if I do the chore now or 15 mins later. It's all power trips lmao
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    Rick Smoove
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    Oct 6, 2020
    Black Parents would never allow this to happen
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    @simsimmaaz
    Jan 7, 2021
    Garlic powder, onion powder, salt and pepper are basically the backbone of ALMOST every dish and then you add whatever other seasonings you want from there. SQUAD QUAD fr
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    @simsimmaaz
    Nov 3, 2021
    Nah but telling a woman you won't perform a medical procedure she specifically asked for not for safety reasons but because you think a man might want to use her body later to have a child is actually wild when you sit back and think about it.
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    @simsimmaaz
    Jun 30, 2025
    Propaganda I'll pretend to fall for so men can start being the single fathers and women can get some rest 🔥
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    RAZOR BLADE
    @razorblade300
    Jun 28, 2025
    Single fathers raised kids better than single mothers. Most kids raised by a single mom end up as criminal according to stats.
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    @simsimmaaz
    Sep 22, 2024
    She definitely has an IUD LMAOOOOO
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    @simsimmaaz
    Jan 22, 2024
    But also has anyone noticed the volume on movies is really low too? It's like they only put it up for action scenes and music
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    big ceo
    @korysverse
    Jan 21, 2024
    watching the battle of winterfell
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    melissa hat defense attorney
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    melissa hat defense attorney
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    @simsimmaaz
    Feb 7, 2021
    Gorilla Glue Girl's story is about to be a plot point on Grey's ANATOMY. Watch. LMAOO 😭😭

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