sidereal ๐@sidereal111Jan 19, 2024You're laughing. We hebben een serieus probleem and you're laughing1551558.5K8.5K111K111K3.8M3.8M
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Jun 28, 2025Tfw the interviewer hits you with tricky gotchas like "are you the anti-christ?" and "do you hope the human race continues to exist?"3603602.6K2.6K45K45K2.1M2.1M
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Jun 13, 2025Replying to @YosarianTwoThe key really is just absurd lying101010101.5K1.5K21K21K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Jul 24, 2025Replying to @BraedenSorbo and @MattLechYou have the gayest name ever Braeden lmao111.5K1.5K14K14K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111May 17, 2024Replying to @iroasmas8 story trebuchets firing old buicks6611111.3K1.3K36K36K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Feb 1, 2025UPDATE: had a sonsidereal ๐@sidereal111Dec 27, 2024-got married -bought house -wife pregnant58585591691632K32K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Mar 3, 2024Replying to @noahpasaranI grew up with my mom saying "don't be such a Debbie downer." SNL did not invent this212144703703185K185K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Jun 6, 2025Replying to @deepakravindran and @kirana_proYou're a lunatic slave driver and your employees hate you lol111156656612K12K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Dec 30, 2024imagine thinking your 1480 SAT is comparable to my 1540. lmao. your life is of no value.22224449549516K16K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Jan 10, 2024Replying to @jeffielas this can be predicted easily from a simple description of the system i don't think this counts as emergent behavior331144944948K48K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Aug 24, 2024Replying to @tolstoybbsleeping at all is feminine coded5540440416K16K
sidereal ๐@sidereal111Dec 16, 2023so my AI waifu says "I need some space". I said no problem, I'll delete some files66222240440419K19K