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Grateful Calvin
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Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
I aim to misbehave. My tiger is smarter than most people. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΆπŸ’ 🎢
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Nov 8, 2024
    Replying to @libsoftiktok and @FBI
    The only thing she's killing is two Family Size buckets of KFC.
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Sep 21, 2024
    Replying to @AuforGA
    List them. List the rights you had that she doesn’t. We’ll wait…
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Jul 1, 2023
    Replying to @MarkRuffalo
    Sounds awful sedition-y there, kiddo, to say a co-equal branch of government is illegitimate. It would be a lot easier for you to just say you are throwing a tantrum because you don't like the Constitution.
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Jul 29, 2024
    When you can't decide whether to name your 13th cat Chairman Meow or Ruth Bader Ginspurr.
    01:48
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    Oli London
    @OliLondonTV
    Jul 29, 2024
    White liberal women join a zoom call to fawn over Kamala Harris while discussing their white β€œprivilege.” β€œAs white women we need to use our privilege to make positive changes.” πŸŽ₯ @watchTENETnow
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Dec 8, 2022
    Replying to @SenAdamSchiff and @RepMarkTakano
    On Elon Musk's Twitter: You just made every bit of that up. But that's on brand for you, isn't it? Lying is what you do.
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Jun 17, 2023
    WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
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    John W
    @txradioguy
    Jun 17, 2023
    WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Feb 14, 2023
    Replying to @RepErinHealy
    After you delete your account, you should resign. In disgrace.
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Jul 7, 2023
    Replying to @yashar
    If coke was found in the Trump White House, you'd be in the streets with torches and pitchforks. No one believes you. Not even you.
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Jan 10, 2024
    Replying to @genzforchange
    San Francisco is at war? I mean, against their own citizens, sure. We all knew that. But against Israel too? That seems unconstitutional.
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Apr 29, 2024
    Replying to @DailyMail and @MailOnline
    Man, that sucks. Maybe they should have pulled over, huh?
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Oct 20, 2024
    Replying to @CalltoActivism
    Then why did more people die under Biden than Trump? Did he ignore your (fictional) β€œplan” too?
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Jan 2, 2024
    Replying to @marclamonthill
    LOL. You are such a joke. But as long as we're on the topic, maybe they should hire the person who actually WROTE all of Claudine Gay's alleged "scholarship."
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Oct 15, 2022
    Replying to @JesseKellyDC
    My one and only @MattWalshBlog meme. 🀣🀣🀣
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    Grateful Calvin
    @shoveitjack
    Mar 13, 2025
    Replying to @johncusack
    Wow. Look at the parallels, John. LOOK AT THE PARALLELS!!
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