It's amazing that you can get fired for buying a watch that costs the government $20,000, but if you delay a lockdown and it costs the government $2 billion Morrison will turn up to your press conference to defend you
Okay, so at the suggestion of a wise old person, we’ve upped the price of the Lachlan Murdoch stickers to $10, and we’re going to send the profits to the Crikey legal fund.
Oh and we’ve made it so delivery is now available anywhere in the world.
If any journalists want a juicy rage story tomorrow morning that doesn't involve fairy bread, maybe consider covering the rigged private school subsidy legislation that has seen their funding skyrocket over the last 10 years
Don't stress about Murdoch owning 70% of Australian media reach. We've been profitable for 4 weeks in a row now. At this rate we'll be able to buy out The Australian by the end of the month.
