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metaphor man
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metaphor man
@shitbiscuit
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    metaphor man
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    Oct 17, 2025
    Great way to turn your flight number into a Wikipedia article
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    Turbine Traveller
    @Turbinetraveler
    Oct 16, 2025
    This Airbus A320 crew decided to skip de-icing and let the aerodynamic forces do the job.
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Feb 6, 2025
    This ended up being a coworker’s wife who was trying to recruit me into a polycule
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    metaphor man
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    Aug 18, 2018
    ima make those tits fart
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    metaphor man
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    Dec 24, 2024
    Atheists in shambles
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    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    Dec 24, 2024
    BREAKING: Santa Claus has departed from the North Pole
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Feb 14, 2025
    If I drew you I would get fired
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    sophi
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    Feb 12, 2025
    I love my skin
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Dec 20, 2024
    I think about this a lot
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    metaphor man
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    Jul 2, 2025
    Ok
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Sep 11, 2023
    My freaking wife once a month am I right fellas
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    BNO News
    @BNONews
    Sep 11, 2023
    WATCH: Streets flooded with wine after tanks burst at Levira, Portugal distillery x.com/AweInspireMe/s…
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Mar 10, 2025
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Feb 16, 2025
    I think it’s funny how JD Vance scrolls the timeline between interviews, sees images like this and still somehow remains composed
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Feb 8, 2025
    Her
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    Food Pleaser
    @FoodPleaser
    Feb 3, 2025
    What’s missing?
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Mar 25, 2025
    Finally blocked enough ads to get the good stuff
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    metaphor man
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    Apr 29, 2024
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    metaphor man
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    Jul 2, 2025
    He should suffer more
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    no context memes
    Memelord Technologies
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    Jul 1, 2025
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    metaphor man
    @shitbiscuit
    Apr 17, 2023
    thinking about this again
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