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@se_weasel
relaxez-vous / trek, xmen, housewives i just was born an hour ago i just got here woah what's up
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    @se_weasel
    Jul 19, 2025
    gay walking speed is activated
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    @se_weasel
    Nov 3, 2025
    i didn't realize this was an incel post at first, i thought one nerd was planning on doing a rain photoshoot in his Batman costume and another guy beat him to it after their Halloween party
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    @se_weasel
    Jun 4, 2025
    didn't want to take a picture of strangers but yesterday a guy on the train was holding onto his girlfriend for stability just like this
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    @se_weasel
    Nov 7, 2023
    if The Hunger Games were real this would be Andy Cohen's job
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    @se_weasel
    Aug 27, 2024
    whoever is logging in
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    @se_weasel
    Dec 23, 2023
    best 30 Rock easy contender
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    @se_weasel
    Jun 27, 2025
    you're wrong actually. they're all named Zohran. i took the picture and it's called Eleven Zohrans
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    David Santa Carla 🦇
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    Jun 25, 2025
    Literally zero men in this pic are named Zohran.
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    @se_weasel
    Feb 2, 2018
    I would literally be less upset if somebody broke my legs.
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    @se_weasel
    Jul 13, 2023
    Replying to @evemmore
    alternatively the vaguest story you've ever heard about a woman with either a name or a job
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    @se_weasel
    Aug 1, 2020
    When we were freshmen, Austin blacked out and took a shit on his desk chair
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    NRA
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    Jul 23, 2020
    Today is the deadline @FordhamNYC gave @realAustinTong to submit an apology for posting a photo with his new AR-15. If he doesn't, he faces "immediate suspension or expulsion." Austin is not apologizing. @NRA members never back down. We proudly stand and fight with Austin.
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    @se_weasel
    May 28, 2025
    Replying to @BrunoMellx
    is the "important to note" in the room with us
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    @se_weasel
    Sep 2, 2021
    when the tropical storm is so damaging that the UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENT THE NEXT MORNING
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    @se_weasel
    Nov 4, 2020
    If the elections comes down to one or two electoral votes, recognize the way that Puerto Rico was (and always has been) denied its right to participate in this process
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    @se_weasel
    May 10, 2025
    Replying to @Baileymoon15
    i had your back like a real sister
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