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hopeless. hopeful. i play with (redacted), magic beans and jpegs. mind not the memeing.
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    Aug 9, 2021
    I’m increasingly convinced my life is balanced to a single point which results in inverse decision making at diminishing amplitude w each layer of that specific neural net, gets to an acceptable end point + ends w me going “huh… funny how it all worked out in the end”
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    Mar 29, 2023
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    Sep 5, 2024
    Flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: this could have been you Me: not now dad Dad: Not asking for a crypto bro for help now are they? Me: Dad there’s a medical emergency right now Dad: go and see if “blockchain fixes this”
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    Mar 28, 2025
    A guy from my uni who always unsuccessfully hit on me at parties works with me now. He never says hi or smiles when we cross paths. Why?
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    Nov 13, 2022
    caroline's tumblr is just pseudo-intellectual narcissism and over-intellectualised theories on dating. fr, she was a nerdy autistic kid with like a year of work experience before alameda trader then she's ceo, still writing in her journal. no life experience or emotional maturity
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    Feb 28, 2024
    A finance bro just told me he bought his bitcoin ‘at cost’
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    Apr 3, 2025
    I have a plan.
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    Feb 25, 2022
    sbf gave everyone in ukraine $25 but elon and vitalik keep doing crazy massive twitter btc and eth giveaways, who's the real king.
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    Nov 1, 2023
    Crypto millionaires.
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    Feb 20, 2024
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    Aug 28, 2025
    Ct has no lore anymore, people make accounts to make money and forget we’re here to make jokes
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    Oct 12, 2023
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    Oct 24, 2022
    Genuine question for men please. What utility do you bring to a relationship? Like actual examples please. Trying to see what’s normal.
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    Nov 22, 2023
    This but women in crypto uwu
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