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  • Pinned
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Jan 22
    Ronaldo’s pr team genuinely wiped this off the internet
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    Daily Mail Sport
    @MailSport
    Dec 1, 2018
    Ronaldo 'admitted his rape accuser said no multiple times and he apologised after they had sex', leaked legal documents allege as she files a new civil action against Juventus star dailym.ai/2E6Ey93
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Feb 11, 2025
    Has Ronaldo ever vibed with a black girl like this?
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    All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
    @AlbicelesteTalk
    Feb 10, 2025
    📸🏈 Leo Messi with the famous U.S. journalist @TaylorRooks yesterday.
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Jun 21, 2025
    Can someone tell me Lamine Yamal’s age in 2042
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    OneFootball
    @OneFootball
    Jun 21, 2025
    ChatGPT predicts Argentina will win back-to-back World Cup titles 🏆
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Sep 5, 2025
    Ronaldo hasn't won a UCL, Ballon d'Or Golden Boot, or any major international trophy since VAR was introduced
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    The Touchline | 𝐓
    @TouchlineX
    Aug 26, 2025
    Which football stat sounds fake but is actually 100% true? 👀
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Feb 1, 2025
    Current Messi
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    V 🇵🇹 🇹🇷
    @ValvRmfc
    Feb 1, 2025
    Current Mo Salah or Prime Lionel Messi?
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Feb 26, 2025
    Maybe don’t distribute child p*rn next time
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    fan
    @NoodleHairCR7
    Feb 26, 2025
    What did Raul Ascensio even do to deserve "Ascensio d!e" chants??? Sociedad fans are disgraceful!!!!
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Aug 21, 2024
    deco going all out
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    BarçaTimes
    @BarcaTimes
    Aug 20, 2024
    🚨 | BREAKING: Barcelona will go ALL OUT for Rafael Leão this summer. The operation is very very complex as Milan would demand an amount higher than €90M for him, but Barça could try to include players. [@FabriceHawkins] #fcblive 👀
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Mar 16, 2025
    Pedri’s shirt isn’t white enough
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    🕊️
    @MagicalXavi
    Mar 16, 2025
    HOWS THAT NOT A HANDBALL
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Feb 11, 2025
    Never seen a more accurate representation of Bellingham in my life
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    Issa 🇺🇸
    @CulerIssa
    Feb 11, 2025
    Bellingham before and after the goal
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Jun 23, 2025
    Lmao they made sure to not say la masia 😭
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    W
    @_common_W_
    Jun 22, 2025
    Pedri has 24 hours to respond.
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Jan 23, 2025
    Who’s the most Barca coded player to not play for barca
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Oct 6, 2025
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Jun 21, 2025
    The script is so on
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    sazzy
    @sazzyLM8
    Jun 27, 2025
    They said “let’s see what Messi does at 38”, well here you go
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    Madrid Xtra
    @MadridXtra
    Jun 27, 2025
    🚨 Gonzalo García is included in @WhoScored Club World Cup Team of the Group stage.
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