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Samuel Cook
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Samuel Cook
@samuelcook
Creator vorma.dev // Engineering odyssey.ai // Local AI // Electric guitar // J.D./Esq. // Father/husband
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Sep 13, 2023
    Replying to @aero_wulf
    Yeah, artistic young adults from past generations were totally normal.
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Mar 6, 2025
    Replying to @ArtemisConsort
    Ain’tcient
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Jan 21, 2025
    Replying to @jmrphy
    My daughter has been fun since she could stand on her own. She enthusiastically laughs at jokes, helps me make coffee, listens intently when I teach her things. I can’t even really imagine this take. I feel bad for you and your child.
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Jan 3, 2025
    Replying to @MarmotRespecter
    "what are all these huge green squares on the ground?" he asks looking out the airplane window, munching on a Kind bar
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Aug 19, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    Correct move is to just roll your eyes, pay him back, and just be busy next time you’re invited over.
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Jan 7, 2025
    Replying to @jon_stokes
    In the drive-through or inside? In drive-through, yes it happens (I've experienced it at McDonald's a couple times over the years -- I don't do Starbucks) Inside, it would suspect it is someone making a pass
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Jan 2, 2024
    Mandatory Annual Announcement: This isn't how copyright works.
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    Sam Codes
    @samcodes_io
    Jan 2, 2024
    If you're going to update your footer to 2024 Do this instead:
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Feb 14, 2024
    Replying to @anothercohen
    Hello I am a reporter from the Washington Times, do I have permission to use this tweet in a story I'm writing about you?
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Oct 18, 2024
    Replying to @webdevMason
    This is what I can’t get over: “Doctors sedated the patient when he woke up and plans to recover his organs proceeded”
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Feb 7, 2025
    Replying to @zeta_globin
    Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    May 3, 2025
    Fun fact: 100% of those threatening to boycott @vercel over @rauchg tweets are on the free tier
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Apr 3, 2024
    Replying to @jdcmedlock
    No, the most insane is when they pull into the shoulder to pass you. Happens all the time where I live. I think you should get automatic jail time for it and lose your license for 5 years.
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Oct 31, 2024
    Replying to @dissproportion
    I feel like the attitudes/mannerisms are also wrong in some subtle yet significant way
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    Samuel Cook
    @samuelcook
    Oct 21, 2024
    Replying to @wesbos
    I think it’s just about caring, no matter what you use
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