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Samswara
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Samswara
@samswoora
In pursuit
Massachusetts
Joined December 2021
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Feb 8, 2022
    As I’ve started posting on twitter rather than eternally lurking I’ve also gotten better at reaching out to my IRL friends. Lurking is low agency/depressive mindset
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Jun 19, 2025
    Filling out a passport for my newborn is hilarious lol
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    Samswara
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    Feb 12, 2025
    It blows my mind ocassionally you’ll find one of the smartest people you’ve ever met working some dumb 80k a year job
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Dec 29, 2023
    Is there a phrase for when you’re hiking and the fastest person gets the most breaks waiting for others and the slowest person gets the least breaks? Feels like it applies to more in life
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Jun 15, 2025
    > Have wifes family over to visit baby > Play soothing 90’s alternative chill on homepods > go to take a poop > watch iran/israel bombing footage > why no sound? > keep replaying video Realizing I just made them listen to the same bombing audio over my speaker system 5 times
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Mar 4, 2025
    Average male relationship is texting each other once every three months something like this
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    Samswara
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    Mar 26, 2025
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    Samswara
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    Feb 17, 2025
    Why is humor an advantage for sexual reproduction
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Oct 12, 2025
    Apparently au-pair’s can’t get visas when they’re over 26. Hilarious, literally the Pervert Law. Like some creepy married guy was like “woah woah we only want young attractive woman doing this stuff”
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Jun 28, 2025
    Replying to @ad0rnai
    That looks like a blast omg
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Jul 19, 2024
    Crowdstrike killed people. CEO is negligent and should never have a career in tech again
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    Feb 19, 2025
    My most “mens right” take is that mass male circumcision is obviously bad and its ridiculous that society treat it likes its normal and ok
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    Samswara
    @samswoora
    May 19, 2025
    I hit 32 and I just stopped understanding videogames. Life is too short to be spending 1000 hours in some game
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    Samswara
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    May 16, 2025
    How did climate change go from being the #1 doom thing to almost never being mentioned within like 4 years
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