sam🎮@sam_niacOct 28, 2025theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote1.2K1.2K25K25K290K290K3.8M3.8M
sam🎮@sam_niacNov 1, 2025taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.59359319K19K166K166K2.9M2.9M
sam🎮@sam_niacOct 7, 2025normalize not being mean and short tempered with children. It’s their first time on earth.90090021K21K158K158K5.2M5.2M
sam🎮@sam_niacSep 30, 2025i hate instant connections cause we’re gonna be toxic aren’t we30830816K16K137K137K3.3M3.3M
sam🎮@sam_niacOct 20, 2025you are not depressed. You just need structure, gym, sunlight & some damn money.57457416K16K121K121K3M3M
sam🎮@sam_niacSep 26, 2025let’s normalize being overly obsessed with your partner. be soft. be extra. be in love20720720K20K111K111K2.5M2.5M
sam🎮@sam_niacOct 1, 2025what if they match your freak AND your loving heart, huh? what then??66766711K11K74K74K5.1M5.1M
sam🎮@sam_niacSep 28, 2025nothing drains me faster than hearing ‘let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves.1931939.7K9.7K62K62K1M1M
sam🎮@sam_niacSep 22, 2025this might sound weird, but the best person for you is not gone be your type6806804.9K4.9K59K59K1.9M1.9M
sam🎮@sam_niacNov 5, 2025nobody Black people in the morning: lemme get my ass up15315310K10K60K60K1M1M
sam🎮@sam_niacOct 27, 2025somebody said the first stage of being drunk is “y'all not hot???" 🥴😭😂2352355.5K5.5K53K53K1M1M
sam🎮@sam_niacOct 5, 2025fuck I thought us texting everyday meant u were interested, my fault.1421425.6K5.6K51K51K879K879K
sam🎮@sam_niacOct 24, 2025i swear i’ve never seen a year go as fast as this one2052059.8K9.8K40K40K763K763K