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sam🎮
@sam_niac
i’m invincible | @blanks_sj |@reeceollld | my pockets obese instagram: instagram.com/blanks_st?igsh…
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Oct 28, 2025
    theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote
    3.8M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Nov 1, 2025
    taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.
    2.9M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Oct 7, 2025
    normalize not being mean and short tempered with children. It’s their first time on earth.
    5.2M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Sep 30, 2025
    i hate instant connections cause we’re gonna be toxic aren’t we
    3.3M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Oct 20, 2025
    you are not depressed. You just need structure, gym, sunlight & some damn money.
    3M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Sep 26, 2025
    let’s normalize being overly obsessed with your partner. be soft. be extra. be in love
    2.5M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Oct 1, 2025
    what if they match your freak AND your loving heart, huh? what then??
    5.1M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Sep 28, 2025
    nothing drains me faster than hearing ‘let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves.
    1M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Sep 22, 2025
    this might sound weird, but the best person for you is not gone be your type
    1.9M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Nov 5, 2025
    nobody Black people in the morning: lemme get my ass up
    1M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Oct 27, 2025
    somebody said the first stage of being drunk is “y'all not hot???" 🥴😭😂
    1M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Oct 5, 2025
    fuck I thought us texting everyday meant u were interested, my fault.
    879K
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Sep 7, 2025
    thought about you less today. U losin me
    1.2M
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    sam🎮
    @sam_niac
    Oct 24, 2025
    i swear i’ve never seen a year go as fast as this one
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