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Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
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Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
@runaway_vol
Forbes 90 under 90. Loves @Disney. Interested in @GoldmanSachs building @markets_sh & @perchpad **literally a dude**
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Feb 14, 2023
    Diet Coke kills your microbiome, Classic Coke kills your liver, Bolivian Coke kills your boredom.
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Apr 6, 2025
    the simpsons did it again
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Sep 20, 2024
    when a girl likes you, she basically thinks that your potential is greater than your retardation
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Jul 28, 2025
    I know a girl who suffers from long COVID. She is unable to perform basic tasks and has to take multiple naps during the day. Over a dozen doctors couldn’t help her. The only joy left in her life are the BBQs she hosts, where she gets drunk, does coke, and cooks for 30 people
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Jun 28, 2025
    when physical labor became optional we invented the gym. we’ll need the same thing for the mind
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Aug 4, 2024
    Replying to @sighswoon
    this is the phone he texts you with
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    May 31, 2024
    todays topic, innovation: Europe: USA:
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Dec 3, 2024
    the captain has to turn it off when he smokes a blunt. it’s airline policy. passengers must still not smoke
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Apr 6, 2024
    Replying to @skooookum
    the one with lower charge gives its energy to the stronger one, thus improving chances of survival for the species
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Dec 31, 2024
    men are completely clueless how many girls try to flirt for them every day. their brains got gigafried from tech and we need them to read social cues again
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @AlwaysInAmerica
    This is an unnecessary hit piece. Only the service cars are fords because they need long range, reasonable price and good reliability.
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    May 18, 2025
    why don’t homeless people just get a platinum amex for $50/month and enjoy unlimited food and showers at airport lounges?
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    May 18, 2024
    btw here is the updated age mapping 30 is 22 35 is 24 40 is 30 50 is 35
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    Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
    @runaway_vol
    Aug 14, 2024
    oh wow thx grok, now i can finally have Baroque Obama
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