First day primary 1 taklimat, Guru Besar:
"Kepada ibubapa yang pakai kereta mahal, Tahniah. Kereta besar, cantik. Semua orang dah tahu. Tapi jangan henti depan sekolah block gate."
"Tahun depan boleh transfer sekolah swasta."
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Kids: this is Henry Gurney School. Here there are no weekends, school holidays, end of class bells for you to look forward to. No parents picking you up. Just your cell after class. For the rest of your life.
Think, and know this before you do stupid shit.
Babies up to 6 months will automatically hold their breath, slow their heart rate when submerged in water. It's called bradycardic response & infant swimming.
Always good to start teaching them swimming by 6m. Coaches throw them in to simulate falling into water..
The scariest way to die for me is not drowning or fire or cancer.
It's Alzheimer's.
Imagine all the people I spent loving my entire life and I all I could say to them - Who are you?
Who are we but the memories we made.
