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Riley Walz
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Riley Walz
@rtwlz
walzr.com
San Francisco
Joined December 2014
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Sep 23, 2025
    I reverse engineered the San Francisco parking ticket system. I can see every ticket seconds after it's written So I made a website. Find My Friends? AVOID THE PARKING COPS.
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Feb 9, 2020
    This guy walked a wagon full of phones around Berlin and created traffic jams on Google Maps
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Nov 18, 2024
    i found millions of YouTube videos that have default camera names as titles (like IMG_0276) and made it into a website where you can watch random ones. unedited, pure moments from random lives walzr.com/IMG_0001
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Oct 12, 2025
    The plan? At dusk, 50 people went to San Francisco's longest dead-end street and all ordered a Waymo at the same time. The world's first: WAYMO DDOS
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Sep 30, 2024
    I installed a box high up on a pole somewhere in the Mission. Inside is a crappy Android phone, set to Shazam constantly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's solar powered, and the mic is pointed down at the street below walzr.com/bop-spotter
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Sep 24, 2025
    CORRECTION: THE SITE'S BACK UP! GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Sep 23, 2025
    I reverse engineered the San Francisco parking ticket system. I can see every ticket seconds after it's written So I made a website. Find My Friends? AVOID THE PARKING COPS.
    1.1M
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Sep 23, 2025
    Replying to @rtwlz
    RIP. In lightning speed, the city changed their site so I can no longer get data. That's probably it.
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Mar 31, 2025
    I scraped millions of Google Maps reviews, and gave each reviewerโ€™s profile pic to an AI that ranks attractiveness Introducing LOOKSMAPPING
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Dec 4, 2024
    Replying to @amaldorai
    This is the only bike that even left! I can also see bikes that *weren't* docked.
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Nov 12, 2025
    Waymo Hotel: for about $200, you can get a clean, safe place to sleep. Drive 3 hours down the peninsula and 3 hours back. It comes directly to you at a momentโ€™s notice.
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Apr 15, 2025
    WHO DID THIS @pmarca
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Sep 24, 2025
    Replying to @rtwlz
    Figured out a workaround and it's back up!
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Nov 15, 2025
    > high agency young person with no political experience > cold approaches the mayor at a night market and asks to be considered for empty city council seat > actually gets it > resigns in disgrace 1 WEEK later for tax evasion could only ever happen in san francisco
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    Riley Walz
    @rtwlz
    Sep 23, 2025
    Replying to @rtwlz
    They can even write custom notes on the tickets
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