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Rory Paints (e/pes)
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Rory Paints (e/pes)
@rorypaints
Effective Pessimist (Greatest Painter Alive 2023)
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Oct 8, 2025
    I got demonetised on YouTube for this painting.
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Jan 19, 2025
    Replying to @S0NNYSTYLES and @MIK3MCDANIEL
    You'll never experience the peak British joy of standing in the cold rain, watching your League Two team lose 3-0 away while clutching a tray of cheesy chips (£3.50)
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Nov 20, 2024
    Tommy Fury cheated on Molly Mae with her (feeling silly, might delete later)
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Jan 31, 2023
    Painting of the year 🙏🏼 #Haaland #Hasbulla
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Mar 22, 2025
    Replying to @mc_swm
    It's giving
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Jan 20, 2025
    Today, I broke the World Record for the longest drawing of a train previously owned by Mr Harvey Price. The 30-meter drawing took me 2.46 hours to complete, and the drawing is clear (glitchless speedrun). #worldrecord #speedrun #harveyprice
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Nov 24, 2024
    ⚠️ SPOILER ⚠️ Dune Prophecy feels like a Netflix teen series. The princess sniffs space cocaine and goes to a sex club after agreeing to marry a 9 year old that burns to death the same night.
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Jul 25, 2024
    So... is the world going crazy? Or am I just scrolling Twitter more?
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Nov 14, 2024
    Replying to @foundring1
    I live in the UK. If I like this post, I'll go to prison
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Feb 26, 2024
    Too political?
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Nov 19, 2024
    Replying to @PoliticsJOE_UK
    It would be a shame if they also broke a few ULEZ cameras while they're at it
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Jan 5, 2024
    The old gang reunited! @RichardHammond, @MrJamesMay and @JeremyClarkson 🤝🏻 #topgear #grandtour
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Jan 17, 2025
    The fuck I need double ended one for?
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    Rory Paints (e/pes)
    @rorypaints
    Aug 29, 2024
    My other account (@barrystantonGBP) got suspended, so I'll be tweeting here from now on #BarryStanton
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